To Keep Our Numbers Up
Aug 14, 2017
Rev Aug 1 2018
Rev Sept 22 2018

I actually do this in D now!

DM7 Asus7

A:

Asus7                          DM7
To Keep Our Numbers Up
      D6                   Em7
We have to let you go.
         A7                       F#m7
This quarter, sales are down,
      GM7                    Asus7 A7
Our price-to-earning's low.

A7sus             A7            DM7
So please clear out your desk.
        D6                    EM7
and fill out all these forms.
           A7                    F#m7
We're right-sizing the staff,
      Em7     DM7      (GM7 DM7)
To calm financial storms.

B:

  DM7                              Gm7 FM7
Our brick and mortars have to close,
 FM7                        Gm7          FM7
We're sorry but you have been canned.
   FM7                          Gm7       FM7
We're training your replacement now,
  FM7                   Asus7
Disruption is our brand.

A:
We're sunsetting your work
And writing it off as "loss"
Our acquisition group
Has just outsourced your boss.

We're giving all your tasks
To someone in Ukraine,
We're sure that you will find

Employment once again.


B:

Your health insurance you have lost
With COBRA, you'll pay twice as much,
Go freshen up your resumé,

Too bad you aren't Dutch.


A:
Try networking online
And liquidate some stocks,
Th'Economy's not bad,
It's you that's on the rocks!



The Gig Economy
Is what the Job God wrought
It's "Uber" über alles

Experience counts for naught.